tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1516269881451547232024-03-16T22:49:56.255-07:00Skidmore BluffsAll images stolen from reality.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-5645196467926665382012-11-19T00:07:00.001-08:002012-11-19T08:03:47.945-08:00[153] Roads<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This image has haunted me for a long time. It speaks so loudly to me without clumsy words pasted on top of it. It took me two weeks of work to come up with something I thought was worthy. Welcome back to the Skidmore Bluffs.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-5220045261518138922012-07-23T00:22:00.002-07:002012-07-23T00:22:48.452-07:00[152] Japanese Food<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Don't say I never made anything for you :) </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-49583064980991527592011-08-23T01:32:00.000-07:002011-08-23T01:32:54.019-07:00[148] Delirium Tremens<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5ACJb8W-1K6VODGkHczy_GsJFg7bsZiapTKjpXd-dToidqtPoO6pQIJDB0yLcLA1WhiCyQGn_frikIQsbuCWdpFejaHNPus4yTwD108NKdxNknqSJzG9ismJxWh02CBfeBdencvXP4_Z2/s1600/148.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" title="This joke could work for any famous alcoholic. Dylan Thomas is just an easy target." src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5ACJb8W-1K6VODGkHczy_GsJFg7bsZiapTKjpXd-dToidqtPoO6pQIJDB0yLcLA1WhiCyQGn_frikIQsbuCWdpFejaHNPus4yTwD108NKdxNknqSJzG9ismJxWh02CBfeBdencvXP4_Z2/s1600/148.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-27465301506187056662011-08-15T00:16:00.000-07:002011-08-15T00:16:00.328-07:00[147] Electric Toothbrushes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCCxDk17cyHZyIZ8dbxHChj4GR2HFnJxb9nZAYUsfNCcfeYNfX9eGW6nB_eFdAOzlau1EoC4qLTz6DEr2O-lqOSGUlJERJWJMruWDXbimEaGtmwS7qDnYhbwscnueA0Fzsyz5tL68j8SU/s1600/147.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCCxDk17cyHZyIZ8dbxHChj4GR2HFnJxb9nZAYUsfNCcfeYNfX9eGW6nB_eFdAOzlau1EoC4qLTz6DEr2O-lqOSGUlJERJWJMruWDXbimEaGtmwS7qDnYhbwscnueA0Fzsyz5tL68j8SU/s1600/147.jpg" title="I should never have dated someone who drove an automatic anyway." /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5U4WhC_GHM7cluAnUJ-n9Fkn0D_F9xg0h5omKLiKcR-K-pHGdRfUuANHYnx1A7rTwtlktz96oAYQVCldjcws49ShNDNPqBfLCS72vj2R7x13L73872t1l4caxlJqKuvkPryetkZHFFaFg/s1600/147.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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Hey look, it's a comic. Bet you didn't expect that!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-64345739107244548982011-06-20T08:32:00.000-07:002011-06-20T09:46:45.212-07:00[!] Still GoingDon't worry, Skidmore Bluffs isn't dead. I'm just low on ideas. Why not take this moment to subscribe to Skidmore Bluffs via that neat little doodad over there on the right side of your screen. Or, if you're old school like me, you could slap your e-mail address into the follow-by-email box. That way you'll always know RIGHT AWAY when I get off my lazy arse and post. Even when you're on the pot, even when you're fast asleep. (Note: I have no idea what the google* privacy policy is regarding email addresses. Subscribe at your own risk.)<br />
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*I don't capitalize google for the same reason I don't capitalize god.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-87656129641573971142011-06-06T23:49:00.000-07:002011-06-15T14:05:16.374-07:00[145] Eagerly<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinKVBjElst-pV7BFKGKBgElGHf86SacVv-x1wsmC9u5cA5wgQAN3REUpm0Yd4zGUPRQkY-j64ZvRqsTxv2lAtJ5LxGPsoe8GR9fEs5eSshsLAIa0hhbknKJvpT7yWmLvXniTDMMx8RtdU7/s1600/145.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" title="He told me that he hadn't used one of these things in years, not sure who he was lying to." src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinKVBjElst-pV7BFKGKBgElGHf86SacVv-x1wsmC9u5cA5wgQAN3REUpm0Yd4zGUPRQkY-j64ZvRqsTxv2lAtJ5LxGPsoe8GR9fEs5eSshsLAIa0hhbknKJvpT7yWmLvXniTDMMx8RtdU7/s1600/145.jpg" /></a></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-37389888669476211712011-05-22T23:58:00.000-07:002011-05-23T00:00:25.099-07:00[144] Unpopular Super Villains<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgheDKI4nu3aXNCRDQCr02I1t3dc5Ozrho5_1ZHOfZupU9Az_Veaovjnt1jpIl5BXHsXjegNcT-X_YlHtVhDJitaOnvZYYP_cUe7wsth0x0v_8X1HmCphynAip64gudKxxUg_CtxHOph9dd/s1600/144.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" title="Dark Strawberry's only fear is the super-hero known as Garden Slug." src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgheDKI4nu3aXNCRDQCr02I1t3dc5Ozrho5_1ZHOfZupU9Az_Veaovjnt1jpIl5BXHsXjegNcT-X_YlHtVhDJitaOnvZYYP_cUe7wsth0x0v_8X1HmCphynAip64gudKxxUg_CtxHOph9dd/s1600/144.jpg" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-31173136948145812312011-05-15T23:19:00.000-07:002011-05-15T23:19:30.195-07:00[143] Growing Up<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbBciHqGZcaCgei1rWcGlB12bvtH6iqNmlEXJocFWS0GDWfPrIZabGN8EADNT9j50Y5pBem-Dkpr8_pcBbYXyfM2GB7HCi-xLW-8CBjMB20exxMM4mX-xUdbo7wBk83ncuqFBMv2i5wOuq/s1600/143.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbBciHqGZcaCgei1rWcGlB12bvtH6iqNmlEXJocFWS0GDWfPrIZabGN8EADNT9j50Y5pBem-Dkpr8_pcBbYXyfM2GB7HCi-xLW-8CBjMB20exxMM4mX-xUdbo7wBk83ncuqFBMv2i5wOuq/s1600/143.jpg" title="Also there's no one to yell at you for opening your Oreo bag however you damn well please." /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-7747935203211626312011-05-08T23:17:00.000-07:002011-05-08T23:25:25.746-07:00[142] Superman<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzbuHESf5b-mGKtayT21OHiiTztUFaqkHsx5YFEtmnYUFvWZgZAIjfLnVRClWlUHnRIMJSJ0uTCXwdDH-0DM2nW0rc6kc56_LwcM3-nb_he6sF1Eukmkst8hHmOsFxjW3GZGZx48Yb_Ou6/s1600/142.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzbuHESf5b-mGKtayT21OHiiTztUFaqkHsx5YFEtmnYUFvWZgZAIjfLnVRClWlUHnRIMJSJ0uTCXwdDH-0DM2nW0rc6kc56_LwcM3-nb_he6sF1Eukmkst8hHmOsFxjW3GZGZx48Yb_Ou6/s1600/142.jpg" title="When I put them back on I pretend to be Horatio Caine."/></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik1cMgsC9ZXuAQKEszHTr73iSROg7xwGe63Kfdgr-v5YhWbQVhTyausDVR_yK5lE3r1qKwCHeUa2uPT9L9dobyDgO1vGQsO8Q5aYyNiRit6Td0IHlOxX76cC3QBVbTQJubr6M-jZFlAj0P/s1600/142.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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I occasionally write breakup postcards. This particular one coincides with an actual break-up but it is far from being about my former lady friend.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-1967229622056862342011-03-30T07:31:00.000-07:002011-03-30T07:35:15.260-07:00[138] The Shard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOgqlHR4A07hyphenhyphenCPkWu2OkVLIa6WOzDFADQ7pizEFAPrp8C4XqzDe5eJ0SN2EwivNUr0_SiM6sI849-3cP17n2fxrUmwqXvDMC4yTT77hriE-z9axF99bLVUxNAE2JjZ-Gk1ck5lmGMEYJE/s1600/138.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOgqlHR4A07hyphenhyphenCPkWu2OkVLIa6WOzDFADQ7pizEFAPrp8C4XqzDe5eJ0SN2EwivNUr0_SiM6sI849-3cP17n2fxrUmwqXvDMC4yTT77hriE-z9axF99bLVUxNAE2JjZ-Gk1ck5lmGMEYJE/s1600/138.jpg" title="London's newest skyscraper shattered by terrorists." /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shard_London_Bridge">What the heck</a> is Zander on about? Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-60303896440343862702011-03-21T00:03:00.000-07:002011-03-21T09:54:49.165-07:00[137] Carts<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-mq9RZbMZQGze3EkOimxJ4er48QqBnYfIDjd3c21zo9u-YWEs_bBiDPp48t1eq38KnFCpDJq2H4Yd0i82x8v7bhseeydpLtzIFwFN4Jw0mxfVApSqYNayWhv52fIEWpD4cI8KvOcyk1ru/s1600/137.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><br />
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All kinds of new things! The text is fully automated now so I can focus on writing. The photo size is no longer limited to 400x400 (thanks Google) and there's that snazzy new logo again. Thanks for sticking around guys. Tell your friends that SB is back!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-59483439328443220552011-03-11T06:54:00.000-08:002011-03-21T00:12:04.032-07:00[136] Whimper<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk6tvgfFw1fJU9aK-yYLvQukq7HEfEK26UTi-lRNlu1T9ZaZtVyOf3ry3Ae9Eqh1Rdfn-bOkHCU1pZV-8fCSQ9OX90mSOFX1A-IzoSlIMgn4Lowkpz9H_F2erSrHHU3SiMKPLK_b3lTYb_/s1600/136.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5582836153019453138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk6tvgfFw1fJU9aK-yYLvQukq7HEfEK26UTi-lRNlu1T9ZaZtVyOf3ry3Ae9Eqh1Rdfn-bOkHCU1pZV-8fCSQ9OX90mSOFX1A-IzoSlIMgn4Lowkpz9H_F2erSrHHU3SiMKPLK_b3lTYb_/s1600/136.jpg" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" title="Was that my PS3 floating by? WAIT WAIT, I TAKE IT BACK!" /></a><br />
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This comic made possible by a beta version of my auto lettering system. Also, look - that's the Tate Modern! I'm in London!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-16143850873099842502011-03-11T03:46:00.000-08:002011-03-11T04:39:53.447-08:00[!] Never fear!Dear beautiful readers, I have something to show you:<br /><br /><span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;" >var comicText = "thisisatest";<br /><br />targetDocument = app.activeDocument; //make the currently active document the target<br />sourceDocument = app.documents.getByName("standard-text-2.psd");<br /><br />for (i=0;i</span><comictext.length;i++)><span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;" ><br />{<br /> activeDocument = sourceDocument;<br /> copyLayer = app.activeDocument.artLayers.getByName(comicText.charAt(i));<br /> copyLayer.copy();<br /> activeDocument = targetDocument;<br /> activeDocument.paste();<br />}</span><br /><br /><br />You're probably thinking: "what the hell, has Zander gone totally mad?" Well, yes - but that's not why I'm showing you this. That is the begining of a script that will make my lettering go from a hour long process to about a minute long process. I've been working on it all week.<br /><br />I have received some really nice notes asking if SB will come back. It will. Please keep encouraging me - it helps to know that you guys are out there.<br /><br />Love, Zander</comictext.length;i++)>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-91793547381873707702011-02-07T01:21:00.000-08:002011-03-21T00:12:47.338-07:00[135] Doors<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_xpDbkxui5G5xdkWGoohJk2C-GzoPxUzEdvAV9J-ZeqTKWlDSU8W8ZuoKep31620PJXEHKhPtJehWvtBg1vQ8WKtqevd1tiuO74Yo66Vr6Z17fbS4ZSWR0M7IzUhodxDbN22vHjsiLH7h/s1600/135.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570875901030881682" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_xpDbkxui5G5xdkWGoohJk2C-GzoPxUzEdvAV9J-ZeqTKWlDSU8W8ZuoKep31620PJXEHKhPtJehWvtBg1vQ8WKtqevd1tiuO74Yo66Vr6Z17fbS4ZSWR0M7IzUhodxDbN22vHjsiLH7h/s1600/135.jpg" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br />
Ooo.. new lettering, new logo!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-21308833342452774492011-01-24T01:36:00.000-08:002011-01-24T01:39:40.464-08:00[134] Crocodile<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUGPhADaws9Yg9_7R5rxd2RkjwGSfXfzNtPnqmZa1RJwub9bG9Ot0WwOEJDb-4tolKOusQRCG41u60eLb8D1h8EYAbd67qARZj2OLrWNAjghV-kU2_je-LDMnsqZRYq7nrvjO-YQjClDvo/s1600/134.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUGPhADaws9Yg9_7R5rxd2RkjwGSfXfzNtPnqmZa1RJwub9bG9Ot0WwOEJDb-4tolKOusQRCG41u60eLb8D1h8EYAbd67qARZj2OLrWNAjghV-kU2_je-LDMnsqZRYq7nrvjO-YQjClDvo/s400/134.jpg" title="Fairy dust is destroying our community. Once our children get their hands on it they never come down. The lost boys gang must be stopped." alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565684343161670370" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ghost of the staircase got me again. I wish I had put the alt-text on the image instead of what's on there. It's funnier. Unfortunatly I'm really sleepy and don't feel like re-doing it without my wacom stylus :( Next week: actual lettering in my actual handwriting!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-11859659576773320542011-01-17T00:38:00.000-08:002011-01-17T21:05:57.258-08:00[133] Monster skiing.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnVsIL44pWDrBI3c8qs7tAKR1jWBCpFjz69uRuu3gr7lpRkeZ9llu8L53cBO1_MsOSxnlTnslNTnikdYoWtuE6qZDZaYAY19vWuyUYWQbyvKaF72xwwQtmOHMiXRECiTqxnVnxSRE6VX6J/s1600/133.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnVsIL44pWDrBI3c8qs7tAKR1jWBCpFjz69uRuu3gr7lpRkeZ9llu8L53cBO1_MsOSxnlTnslNTnikdYoWtuE6qZDZaYAY19vWuyUYWQbyvKaF72xwwQtmOHMiXRECiTqxnVnxSRE6VX6J/s400/133.jpg" title="Roger had never been bare-foot skiing before." alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563374953057686578" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-2311992287320811562010-12-27T14:12:00.000-08:002010-12-27T14:18:56.596-08:00[132] Deadly Panda Bombs!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuki7xEd7ocjZqsaIL8dY6gRLwYHaTtBp31jF2Q_awwV4B1TprFs7GYy-fzYzrW_mdSGgaIaAuHA3sbbw4-eLHQyjz8_NkAHbgA6pWJ9JbU4JPTZRF4jRvHYkH40p28Mtko9H9AG8fmpFN/s1600/132.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuki7xEd7ocjZqsaIL8dY6gRLwYHaTtBp31jF2Q_awwV4B1TprFs7GYy-fzYzrW_mdSGgaIaAuHA3sbbw4-eLHQyjz8_NkAHbgA6pWJ9JbU4JPTZRF4jRvHYkH40p28Mtko9H9AG8fmpFN/s400/132.jpg" title="Look little Roger, Captain Panda must have left you a stuffed panda for Christmas!" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5555489175335255874" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-19117044692874909782010-12-20T12:27:00.000-08:002010-12-20T12:29:20.882-08:00[!] You can blame the lack of comic today on...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgppzLJ35kClkH93Bjozbg9qhx0quDOj3I0eR1p__Wn4LYNLCFGlw_1A-pwcE754EUZ2NZcQ_zx8dNbE_CGRDtRrU8XqdiPXzjArT9M5RMbVvJQ1Jp4JU-wyv0wFExLyPCPqSwNjgugOaun/s1600/tron.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgppzLJ35kClkH93Bjozbg9qhx0quDOj3I0eR1p__Wn4LYNLCFGlw_1A-pwcE754EUZ2NZcQ_zx8dNbE_CGRDtRrU8XqdiPXzjArT9M5RMbVvJQ1Jp4JU-wyv0wFExLyPCPqSwNjgugOaun/s400/tron.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552863951611888834" border="0" /></a><br />Guest comic by Wendy Mertl. My next-door-neighbor who is SERIOUSLY overqualified to be writing a guest spot on SkidmoreBluffs. I'll link you to some of her work if she sends me a URL.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151626988145154723.post-73060844072861181022010-12-06T00:18:00.000-08:002010-12-06T00:20:26.433-08:00[131] Bat Tort<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVC30gZrr_fX2q7D7iuxXIZkQLK36T894he9cJBcjTOy1vi84pY-PTvj-y4FX2otV3HvYIP9dWt9i6SqP0XZ4laP_-WC48cmzYBAcSOx4Hyce1pFMDpjmXU6O7iYL0AImXxC8ZrVxruxx-/s1600/131.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVC30gZrr_fX2q7D7iuxXIZkQLK36T894he9cJBcjTOy1vi84pY-PTvj-y4FX2otV3HvYIP9dWt9i6SqP0XZ4laP_-WC48cmzYBAcSOx4Hyce1pFMDpjmXU6O7iYL0AImXxC8ZrVxruxx-/s400/131.jpg" title="Yes Mr. Wayne, you keep saying trademark infringement but I need to see some proof that Wayne Enterprises used that logo first." alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547480917121823842" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2